friday night sex mitzvah

friday night sex is the best kind of sex. don't agree? just check the torah...or the coaster on the door. either way, we think you'll agree. the fortress is the place to be.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

matzah-tov!

um, yah, i don't have a good passover narrative at the moment. there were plagues, and a pharoah, and ben-hur was moses. but then there's wine that tastes like grape juice and einstein argued with frederick douglas...can you tell i'm a bit lost on this?

anyways, my main point was to mention how matzah balls look a little like aliens, but with tasty all-spice centers. and the wine tastes like grape juice. elijah's not as big of a lush as i thought he was.

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