friday night sex mitzvah

friday night sex is the best kind of sex. don't agree? just check the torah...or the coaster on the door. either way, we think you'll agree. the fortress is the place to be.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

security guards and poop...

from tonight...

l: it's worse than firefly!
b: and we don't get a movie!
pause
b: i'm so sad my hair is brown.
l: i have the head of your cat.
b: it's like we're in a dadaist play
l: the peacocks! the peacocks!
b: baah! baah!

no really. that's verbatim.

then there was yesterday, when we tried to watch fireworks but got kicked off of the building in highland park village. but we didn't put poop in anybody's drawers. so, we managed to catch about half of the highland park fireworks show...

...the top half. stupid buildings.

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