purim! prunes! yay!

um, so, it's purim. or tomorrow is? leah says from sundown tonight (so, like, 4 hours ago or so) to sundown tomorrow is. and there are cookies! yay cookies! now, this is the important part. (listen as the unjew tells the story).

there was this king who didn't like his wife, so he got a new one, but she was jewish, but he didn't know that because her uncle said not to tell him. and then this guy who didn't like the jews, but talked to the king a lot, said, "let's kill all the jews!" and the king said, "yah! dead jews!". and so the wife is all, "um, i'm kinda a jew. so, kill me too." and the king said, "well, that sucks. i'd rather kill this weird guy who wanted to kill all the jews." and then there was a three-cornered hat and then we had cookies. haman-taschen. those are the cookies. cause the weird guy was a haman. and his hat had jelly in it.

there's a song. do you wanna hear the song? of course you do!

"my butt is hot! l'chaim! oy!"

and leah has to go to work tomorrow (which is, coincidentally, good friday as well) because, um, glenn didn't know about jesus? i don't know why. leah, do you know why?

(good friday...cause we like dead jews? or, i don't know again. crazy jewish based religions)