friday night sex mitzvah

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

matzah-tov!

um, yah, i don't have a good passover narrative at the moment. there were plagues, and a pharoah, and ben-hur was moses. but then there's wine that tastes like grape juice and einstein argued with frederick douglas...can you tell i'm a bit lost on this?

anyways, my main point was to mention how matzah balls look a little like aliens, but with tasty all-spice centers. and the wine tastes like grape juice. elijah's not as big of a lush as i thought he was.

*this post has not been approved by leah*

4 Comments:

  • At 29/4/05 1:23 AM, Blogger Daniel said…

    TOo funny..."elijah's not as big of a lush as i thought he was."

     
  • At 30/4/05 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh yeah he is, try four glasses of that Mogen David wine and you'll have a hang over you'll never forget!

    Moo

     
  • At 30/4/05 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    why anyone would finish one glass, let alone 4 is beyond me

     
  • At 1/5/05 1:52 PM, Blogger InfamousQBert said…

    well, we had manischewitz, which tasted a lot like welch's. mmmm...welch's.

     

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