david made a meme (and we love buffy)

so, maybe it's not a meme in the official sense. but most of you (who include me) just consider a meme to be a quiz posted on a blog. so, meme away we will. the questions come from "inside the actors studio", but the answers come from depths you have yet to delve.

key: question: my answer; leah's answer

What is your favorite word? i don't know. i kind of like "conspire".; "splish"
What is your least favorite word? "icthyologist". it's too frickin' hard to say.; "poop".
What turns you on? polo in the blue bottle and good mess-withable hair; i'm between turn ons at the moment. that's exactly what i want you to type. (bk: i tried to get more out of her. really)
What turns you off? trying too hard; lack of decency, tendency to criticize.
What sound or noise do you love? cat purrs, my cell phone ring, bnl; rain, but only the real kind. none of that fake shit.
What sound or noise do you hate? okay, i'm not horrible, but this is honest. all of the far asian languages except japanese; telephone ring
What is your favorite curse word? fuck has become so ubiquitous, but i still like it.; fuck (is that unoriginal?)
What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? personal shopper; when i was 3, i wanted to clean the oil off of ducks (bk: we assume she meant after oil spills and such)
What profession would you absolutely not want to do? mine. um. or prison guard. especially on death row.; teacher.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? welcome; hi. sorry about the mess down there on earth. our reception is pretty lousy down there.

take from this what you will. um. are you british? did you almost die once? cause i want to quote a brilliant man.

"cup of tea. cup of tea. almost got shagged. cup of tea."

leah? anything? she feels this...(ooh! i know this one!)

"blah blah bliddy blah, i'm so stuffy, give me a scone."

um, we're having a difference of opinion here. there was some reference to this being better than sex. she claims she didn't mean it. whatever. i think there's a vortex around condo 18, i.e. the fortress. we should have known better with that name. my coaster is doing a lot of shit. so, now we sign off. g'night.