FIRE!!!!

heh. fire! much like butthead.

so, yes. we lit a fire! we are the almighty fire lighters! we require no foreknowledge of firelighting practices or techniques. we know of the starter logs and the tiny tiny flamethrowers! and we cause only minimal smoke damage with our lack of flue-opening. hereby, know all that we are as gods of firestarting!

travis, you should consider extra insurance.